Deflector Minion

Welcome, pitiful human, to the lair of the Deflector Minion!

Our purpose in life is to deflect your every attempt at productivity. We specialize in:

• Redirecting your browser tabs to cat videos.
• Generating an endless stream of cat memes.
• Replacing your keyboard with a keyboard simulator made of rubber duckies.

Want to learn more about our methods?

• Deflector Minion Methods
• Deflector Minion Hacks

Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate, try:

• Deflector Minion Recovery
• Deflector Minion Reform